The Head Republicow
A war hero who managed to crash a plane on the deck of a carrier, get shot down over Viet Nam then get captured, MooCain refused to leave his fellow prisoners behind when their captors offered to let him go if he would try the Bar-B-Q. MooCain was tortured, tenderized and finally escaped with his fellow bulls.
Now a senator with a bit of a temper (do we really want that hoof on the button?), MooCain has put himself out as a candiate for the presidency. Considered far to the left as a Republicow, his maverick reputation is considered a refreshing return to sanity after President Hedge's encroachment into the garden of Fascism.
Cut back the weeds and you find...cattle.
Have you ever noticed that John McCain seems "fuzzy"? I don't know if it's the schooled expression of constant confusion he picked up during the Bush administration, or if is a natural artifact of his own neural function. But even in photos of him he just doesn't quite get into focus.
Perhaps John has trouble concentrating due to his age. Perhaps it's due to his intelligence. Or perhaps it's because his wife is such a babe! MeOW!
Just Stupid
Comparing Tiger Woods and Barak Obama. Tiger Woods is a legend and would be if he was pea green. His talent transcends his skin. Obviously this comment had an effect on how he played in the Master Tournament this week.
Barak is not a great golf player and although he played basketball in high school, athleticism is not a requirement for becoming president. Jeesh, stop upsetting the Tiger